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alphacrone · 1 year ago

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me: i could totally be a hunter in the leftist queer commune i’d be so great at it

me as a teenager: nearly threw up catching one fish and releasing it

#in my defense i might have been a little seasick #the waters were super rough and half the passengers on board were hurling #also i didn’t want to be there i wanted to be hanging out on the beach #if i didn’t have weird dietary issues i’d probably be a vegetarian #i just don’t like killing not even bugs #but it’s a necessity to live yadda yadda i know #death just freaks me out i would have to be a farmer or some other worker in the commune i guess #but i’m a pretty good shot so maybe i could get over it #unrelated but i want a crossbow #one for going to an archery range #but two i think it would throw home invaders off their game more than a gun would #and i don’t trust myself with a gun #other than a rifle #fun story we were catching kingfish on this ill fated fishing trip #those fucks looks like barracuda with their horrible teeth #and i got to watch one flop across the deck to bite a kid who’s now my weatherman do #*so #life is funny that way

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ratatatastic · 30 days ago

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cannot wait till the interview vid drops and we learn whatever theyre giggle gaggling about here isnt actually that funny in the first place

#its gonna be the driest matter of fact statement that has enough midwestern drawl in it to barely constitute as humourous #and then suddenly a flock of turkeys have entered the chat #sasha... maffhew... is it really that funny? with your track record signs point to no and yet we persist #im sorry sasha is practically slapping his knee #and maffhew is looking at him as if he can find constellations in sashas eyes if he tries hard enough #whatever they have is so deeply tender i cannot put it into words other than #the joke isnt funny but i so enjoy the person whos telling it so much i laugh because i cant believe i get to spend the mundane with them #god take me out with a sniper rifle

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shadowlurkerbug · 5 days ago

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Guys, drawing spy where he’s smiling is actually so weird.

Red vers and pic under cut

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desired-misery · 3 months ago

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I know this was for gameplay/fun purposes, but Leon having such a variety of guns in RE4 means that he was basically running research on ballistics vs las plagas BOWs Leon, tossing his 9mm: "alright, you hardly flinched. Next gun!" Leon, pulling out a shotgun: "try this, asshole" BOW: *turns into red mist* Leon: :D

#leon when saddler ate those TMP rounds from ada: girl that is just 9mm but faster with more volume he needs A LARGER CALIBER OH MY GOD #also Leon is SUCH A COP running with a handgun and a shotgun ahahahahaha #this shithead doesn't grab a rifle no he defaults to a shotgun which is SO FUNNY TO ME #i am now a believe that Leon's “Kennedy Report” also included advise on gun/caliber versus each BOW type hahahaah #with notes like “yeah didn't seem to notice anything less than buckshot so go with that”#other notes: “unless you can trust yourself to be precision accurate with a handgun... use a rifle. Don't want to be close to this one”#leon drawing silly little diagrams of the bows for the kennedy report: okay so you should shoot here or here or here...#re stuff #resident evil #resident evil 4 #re4 #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy

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rain-124c41 · 2 months ago

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Resident Evil Vendetta is a comedy, you can't change my mind

#I watched it for the first time the other night #And I loved it #it's kinda shit but in a glorious way #what is resident evil without your classic screaming-a-name-into-the-sky kinda villain #what is resident evil without some questionable animations of women in pain!!!!!!#what is resident evil without a perfectly timed grenade and/or rpg #what is resident evil without some morally questionable decisions :P #I can't explain it but the movie is SO camp #It's so full of fanservice I absolutely love it #Leon just blowing people up on the highway made me lose my MIND #no to mention the fact that when Arias fell. what like. 500 feet though the glass ceiling his body wasn't turned instantly into soup #holy shit AND THE stronger-than-9/11 rifle that knocked down THREE BUILDINGS consecutively #I'm trying to insert rationale and logic into the RE verse like ....... cmon girl be so fr #the movie is SO hilarious it's amazing #what an absolute time I had #I like the animation a lot #they made Leon so pretty too but that's kinda expected #and we ALL love a bit of Chreon yes we do #can't wait to watch Death Island #Resident Evil #Resident Evil Vendetta #r posts

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sparrowsong-7 · 7 months ago

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Lalapril Day 18- Distance

"Distance doesn't matter, just draw them out and I'll deal with them..."

#lalapril #lalapril 2024 #ffxiv #gpose #my ocs #memello mello #this one was so much more painful than it needed to be #getting the rifle just right was a war of attrition #I also had two other ideas that I fully posed before deciding on this one #so I guess I can post those at some point too

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age-of-moonknight · 3 months ago

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“The Moon Warrior,” Marvel 85th Anniversary Special (Vol. 1/2024), #1.

Writer and artist: Yuji Kaku; Special thanks to Ken Kunito

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 85th Anniversary Special #Moon Knight comics #latest release #Tsukikage #the quadruple wielding and welded Type 99 Arisaka rifles were wild enough #but yeah…this sure is an intriguing example of taking a story and putting it in an entirely different context/writing from #a completely different perspective #because wow can’t believe I never considered Japanese Hydra?#particularly as the concept of Hydra has developed over time to represent more than the Third Reich but rather fascism #(or in this case rather statism) in all of its forms #then there’s the fascinating weaving in of iconic Moon Knight story points made distinctly unique #there’s the concept of many-in-one but oof VERY different #and instead of giving one’s life to a wrathful god it’s instead giving one’s life to a state that does not value human life #beyond what that life can contribute to the nation’s strength and prestige #all of which is just so wild to stumble upon in a comic unexpectedly #and I’m sure is going to stir up all KINDS of Discourse #it’s one thing if this was written by a non-Japanese individual but it’s a whole OTHER thing coming from a Japanese writer #but I’m here for a bit of discourse #this is definitely the kind of story to wrestle with and chew on (goodness knows it’s going to haunt me)

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kaelio · 11 months ago

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#rifling through my old books looking for other books #uh oh! back on my bullshit #I'm actually glad this book is a lot more available now #rather than me reading my xeroxed copies from the college library over and over #galehaut

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sleepvines · 9 months ago

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having one of those days where I want to spill all my mind's contents out on tumblr, I wonder if this means I should start a journal or something instead

#seriously I keep feeling my mind wander and warble on about whatever it catches every ten minutes #having thoughts about being a creative among other creatives...#the more I find my own confidence over time I start seeing others as peers rather than some species of incredible being I can't catch up to #we're all just folks making our own expressions of ourselves and releasing them like fish into the wide empty ocean #and I desperately want to chase that feeling. that humbling-ness. that I'm not special and you're not special and isn't that great?#always struggled with parasociality and I'm coming at it with a hunting rifle and an axe. I want real socializing with creative fellows #sleep rambles #a ramble that has been a Long Time Coming haha #anyone else?

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carthus-flame-arc · 3 months ago

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I need to be a pilot in a mech hunting Kaiju

I n-

#mmmmmmmmmmmmmm so I've been on comp con lately #I've been looking at the mechs #mmmmm I've been. wanting to play the Atlas frame for soooo long #and Dustgrave added a thing to ad a superheavy mount to your mech if it has less than 3 weapon mounts #and it would just be. just be so funnnnn #and. mmmmmmm #I think it would be so cool. to be playing as an nhp. make my mechs nonhuman shapes. play a. Theropod shaped Atlas #mmmmmm. maybe some kind of. mmmm mammoth or perhaps mastodon chomolungma?#SAGARMATHA SORRY #mmmmm then. I'm going for three levels of Blackbeard #for the spiderman ability and Sehkmet #after that I think I'm going. three levels of lich? and making my other alt main a Cyclone Pulse Rifle lich. which will become available #to me about ll7. I think for the immortality symbolism. my lich has to be a serpent.#also lich gives Haste at the same ll you get the lich which is super fun #anyways. I need to play lancer #sadly I don't know anyone else who plays #I could join. the discord #but. big and scawy #mmm Yeah I'll tag #lancer rpg #just in case someone sees my whimsy and wants to invite me lol

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sheliesshattered · 2 years ago

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Jack’s college roommate and best man at our wedding (with whom he keeps in fairly regular contact) just messaged Jack to ask if Mad Mad Fury Road is any good

sir.

it’s been eight years

#Mad Max #Fury Road #MMFR #I have a DISTINCT memory of Jack talking to this same friend about MMFR 8 years ago #bc his take on it was so ridiculous that we have quoted it basically non stop ever since #Jack told him 'we saw the new Mad Max movie. it's awesome you should definitely go see it!'#to which this friend said 'isn't it just about some girl?'#we have quoted that ever since #'oh Fury Road? isn't that just about sOmE gIrL???'#never where he could hear us obviously #(he lives on the other side of the country)#meanwhile I made my first Vuvalini cosplay for DragonCon 2015 #we went to Wasteland Weekend in 2016 2017 2018 and 2019 #camped in themed camps every single time #official placement in the theme zone starting in 2017 #in 2019 I HELPED RUN A FUCKING VUVALINI THEMED NEIGHBORHOOD WITH 100 PEOPLE SPREAD ACROSS DOZENS OF THEMED CAMPS #AND LIVED IN THE MOJAVE IN FULL FUCKING VUVALINI KIT WITH NO ELECTRICITY OR RUNNING WATER FOR MORE THAN SEVEN FUCKING DAYS #we sent this friend PICTURES of the rifle crates we hand-made for our 100% themed camp #but hey at least he's finally getting around to actually watching that movie about some girl #maybe he'll even like it lol #tagtalking #this is my real life #sir.

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sailorpants · 1 year ago

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unfortunately, as i continue watching Sharpe, the quality of plotlines they give to women markedly decline. in Regiment they're throwing blondes at him like there's no tomorrow and each one of them has a plotline involving sex or marriage; also they feel like they weren't written to be as complex or in control as some other characters who also have plots that revolve around sex or marriage (specifically, I'm thinking of Helene from Honour as well as Lucy Kiely and Juanita from Battle).

when i'm watching this show i try to appreciate when the women on it have agency to affect the plot and make their own decisions (aka The Bare Minimum). but if the women characters are relegated to episode's side plots/their situation is but a piece of a larger Adventure as opposed to being part and parcel of the Adventure they don't get that chance to act on their own terms!!! even within a Sex and Marriage plot!!! and that's frustrating.

#the sharpe madness #and i am a bit mad!#I want respect for my girl Emma aka the Lass specifically.#a more interesting set up to her plot to me than the dowager lady. but she shouldve killed simmerson #& other Choices were Made that peeve Greatly.#but she still wore that rifles jacket and is literally Baby.

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theonlyadawong · 1 year ago

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very interested in the type of training ada does to develop her fighting style

#speakerphone!#obvs shes working with knives. i would argue shes likely on krausers level if not above him.#there is a flip she does in 6 that makes me think shes got some strong gymnastics training #how she lifts her legs up in damnation tells me she has incredible core strength (evident in her body control when using the grapple gun)#the power in her kicks is on par with leons and its only increased when used in combinations w hookshot.#frankly so much of her fighting style tells me she should also be fucking huge. but alas she is a woman and capcom is not going to let women #be anything other than thin with curves.#i guess i can see that as a spy she doesnt want to be HUGE so she doesnt draw attention while on missions. but also? shes a character made #by people w real world biases including misogyny. so. that point is kinda moot.#you know who else i dont think is thin and curvy? jill. in my head shes got very broad shoulders and very muscular arms #(evidenced by her ability to hold the plasma rifle and gun) (and obvs theres no way she can hold it as a human. but if she could she'd have #huge arms and broad shoulders) and that is my truth‼️‼️‼️

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ziracona · 1 year ago

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Really happy someone in-game finally realized Minka is crazy.

#it was an NCR soldier and in a good way? she was dragging Estaban’s corpse out of the kill zone and he was like ‘we saw the whole thing wtf #how did you even do that? why??’ and she was like ‘I promised his wife’ O_O (wide eyes blank deer stare) — and they’re like ‘god damn. uh.#well you can put it down. you don’t have to carry it back to California.’ (her O_O) then ‘you’re like a woman posessed. it looks on your #face like you were gonna and make it too huh.’ (nod) them ‘okay uh. thank you for this. crazy to do that but it means a lot.’#the voice takes were so good #Minka Pripo #r’s fo new vegas run #did Coyotes today too and Boone shot that man faster than you can believe old west shootout hip draw speed w a sniper rifle at close range #I barely killed the other before he could take his second shot

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lazinesswrites · 1 year ago

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I know I already posted a bunch of WIP stuff today, BUT. It's still Sunday (barely) so here's six sentences from yet another WIP that I started... yesterday. The file name for this one is The Power of Hugs.

“You know we don’t blame you, right?” Wrecker asks gently, because he knows he needed to hear that after—Bracca. Still doesn’t always believe it, or understand it, but it’s true for him about Crosshair, so. Crosshair mutters something into his shoulder, too low for Wrecker to really hear it, even though Crosshair is on his good side. It sounds a little like “I tried to kill you.” Wrecker keeps talking. Crosshair’s arms tighten, making Wrecker’s armor dig into his back uncomfortably.

#Six Sentence Sunday #WIP Excerpt #Star Wars: The Bad Batch #Wrecker #Crosshair #Fall of Kamino canon divergence #The Power of Hugs #Wrecker gives the best hugs and not even Crosshair is immune #especially not Crosshair tbh #you can't tell me season one wouldn't have ended very differently if someone had just hugged Crosshair #.... now I have another idea for a mini-fic fall of kamino fix-it #Hunter and Cross share a pod going up right? they have to get pretty close in it #and Cross must be kinda touch-starved and cold at this point #so what if he just... leans in a little closer than he has to #and Hunter notices of course and... pulls him into more of a hug than just standing really close #and during the trip up to the surface... they don't talk but they still settle things between them #they both realize the other does actually want them all to be back together and that they can/do still trust each other #so when Crosshair grabs his rifle later Hunter doesn't even flinch and he thanks Cross after #and the others might still point their blasters at Cross but Hunter tells them off #and Crosshair comes with them in the end and all is well

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unproduciblesmackdown · 2 years ago

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i do keep laughing at the particular in-characterness manifestation of their starting every answer with "i am illiterate,"

#another soph nothingunrealistic find & their highlighting akd's especial in character approach more so than other actors' responses #definite shoutout to albert's passion out here for shooting tf out of people. right on #supposing that scene of him seeming to help w/another character's shooting takes place in gettysburg #the premise / inspiration being that the writer learned that amongst like hundreds / over a thousand people regarded as women who were #enlisted in the civil war; there were these Five Known Ones who were in gettysburg. who naturally hadn't Only enlisted 5 min prior nor had #just so happened to all be in the same unit the whole time or anything....so although it seems like the characters will often be onstage at #the same time that's probably more so moments placed in parallel that; naturally; aren't literally in the same place or necessarily the #exact same absolute time....theatre #but since those two characters Do seem to actually be on a battlefield together & i'm sure that the gettysburg scenes are a prominent part #of the whole show....probably literally helping the other be a damn good soldier. get musketed #looked it up like did they use rifles by that point....apparently most common were. rifle-muskets. get rifled-musketed #i'll give this all the tags too:#asia kate dillon #good men wanted #albert cashier

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